Tuesday, September 24, 2013

What would you do?

                                                              UNCLE BILLY THINKS




                                             If it were up to me...........I'd let someone else decide

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Growing Impatience




I remember in my younger days thinking, why is that old person so impatient?  He's not going anywhere.  She doesn't have anything to do anyway.  These days I find myself being impatient and I understand those impatient old people more.

Now that I think I may only have 10 or 20 years until I have to change my own diaper or have to carry my bladder in a bag and have my life pass before my eyes every time I stub my toe, I understand.  I think," Is this how I want to spend my "pre diaper time" - waiting?"  NO!

I don't want to spend the little time I have to stand unassisted and upright, waiting on some fool swiping a debit card 4 or 5 times in the 3 items or less line. Or driving the entire length of the city 25mph in a 35mph zone because the moron in front of me is texting or doesn't have a licence or insurance, or all three.  I don't want to sit in front of this computer watching a little circle go round and round "waiting" for a different screen to come up.  We need physic computers that just know what we want!  I also have learned why "bitching" about stuff becomes old people's favorite pastime.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

How to eliminate unpaid bills

                                                           UNCLE BILLY THINKS
                                                                                                                                                                                  
We all worry about dealing with those " stacks of unpaid bills."  Unlike the financial advisors who offer complicated plans and suggestions,  I have developed a very simple one that works for me.  I find the easiest way for me, is to pay the ones I have money to pay.....and throw the others away.

It has been my experience that they will always send you another for next month's stack.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Life






Life

In the beginning-forever                       at the end an instant.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

No complaints here!




                                                          Uncle Billy Thinks   






Being dead cant be all that bad.......................    I've not heard any complaints from them.


Monday, February 4, 2013

Saving the cost of a Cell Phone

                                                                     Uncle Billy Thinks                                                                                  


I think people look down on you when you don't have a cell phone.  I don't want or have one, but I have figured out how to keep people's respect.    I walk down the street talking loudly to an unseen person with my hand to my ear.   I can tell by the looks I get that passers by are really impressed!!!
                                                                                                                                                 

Friday, January 25, 2013

Parental Dating Advice


                                                                     Uncle Billy Thinks

Parents need to talk to their children more!        A little good advice can go a long way.         For example,
I used to remind my son every time before he went out,  "The secret to a good date does not involve
Duct Tape!"