UNCLE BILLY THINKS.......


THE SECOND AMENDMENT SHOULD BE RESTRICTED.............

Only people with arms that are in shape, firm or muscular should have the right to bare arms.............
All others should have to register their arms and wear long sleeves.

                 UNCLE BILLY THINKS                                

                                                        RAVINGS OF A MAD MAN   

After an early morning dream it occurred to me:

Some of life's greatest adventures occur in that place that exists between Asleep and awake,

Uncle Billy Thinks

"Happiness comes in a box"

Now that I have reached the age where death is more common among my contemporaries I try to review the Obits. So I can be sure to pay respects to acquaintances' families.

The Penn live online obits in Harrisburg, Pa place adds between the obits.  One ad that appears regularly declares...

                          "Happiness comes in a box!"

                                                       Uncle Billy Thinks
                                                     Ravings of a mad man


After having another birthday, I realized I have reached the age when celebrating surviving another year is appropriate.

Other old age thoughts I had include:

     If youth is fleeting old age is sonic
     Old age is a "state of mind."  You can't remember what "state" you're in.
     I wish I knew now what I knew then!
I think there were more.......but can't remember them.       

I wonder How it Happened

                                                       Uncle Billy Thinks
                                                      Ravings of a mad man

                                     

Every morning I check the Harrisburg obituaries to see if anyone I know died....................
         then I check the Crime Report to see how it happened.

Attendance Incentives

                                                  UNCLE BILLY THINKS                                                                                                                          Ravings of a mad man                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

                        Sadly last week we buried my older brother  after a 7 year battle with
                         Lymphoma.   He had a good life and touched many.  At least 1,500 to 2,000
                         came to visitation and the funeral.  I told people, " You couldn't get this kind of
                          turnout at my funeral if you offered free shovels and dancing shoes.
                   

Wise Use of Space?

                                                                   Uncle Billy Thinks

                                                      A narrow mind is a waste of space.