Uncle Billy Thinks

"Happiness comes in a box"

Now that I have reached the age where death is more common among my contemporaries I try to review the Obits. So I can be sure to pay respects to acquaintances' families.

The Penn live online obits in Harrisburg, Pa place adds between the obits.  One ad that appears regularly declares...

                          "Happiness comes in a box!"

I wonder How it Happened

                                                       Uncle Billy Thinks
                                                      Ravings of a mad man

                                     

Every morning I check the Harrisburg obituaries to see if anyone I know died....................
         then I check the Crime Report to see how it happened.

Attendance Incentives

                                                  UNCLE BILLY THINKS                                                                                                                          Ravings of a mad man                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

                        Sadly last week we buried my older brother  after a 7 year battle with
                         Lymphoma.   He had a good life and touched many.  At least 1,500 to 2,000
                         came to visitation and the funeral.  I told people, " You couldn't get this kind of
                          turnout at my funeral if you offered free shovels and dancing shoes.