World travel

                                                             UNCLE BILLY THINKS

This morning while meeting with a client he was telling me of his travels.   "We have been to all the continents."       I told him the only continents I saw in my future were INCONTINENCE.

Cleanliness next to godliness?

                                                              UNCLE BILLY THINKS
                                                           

Last night a very close friend of mine who nearly died last year said when she thought it was over her last thought was, "At least I won't have to clean that basement!"  She said  a voice said it's not your time yet.

I told her if you saw my basement you would understand, why in the same circumstances I'd have said."TAKE ME NOW!!!   "TAKE ME NOW!!!!

Contented?

                                                                  UNCLE BILLY THINKS                                                                                                                           Musings of a mad man       

                                                                                                                                                                    There are people who simply accept their status in life.  They are satisfied with what they have.  The struggle to get more or "get ahead" has no appeal to them.  They lead a simple life unencumbered with the trappings of wealth.                                       We refer to them as bums.