Time flies when you're having fun?

 

That's what we were always told and it held true, but as my time passed I realized something which I often  shared with my son.   WHEN YOU REACH A CERTAIN POINT IN LIFE TIME FLIES EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN!!!

Come back on Monday

                                                                         Uncle Billy Thinks

During an appointment with my doctor I was feeling down.  I said,"Doc, why don't you take me out back and shoot me."      He was at the top of his game that morning and said, "You'll have to come back.  We don't do that on Fridays.

It could be worse

                                                                        Uncle Billy Thinks
                                                                               

        I asked a man in my favorite bar how he was doing.   He said, "I'm still above ground."

How Old are You?

Uncle Billy Sezs

When you reach a point in life it seems everyone wants to know how old you are.   In my case they are probably trying to see how much longer they might have to put up with me.   If you manage to remain civil, do what I do.  I say, "I'm not looking forward to fifty."   Quickly change the subject.   I almost look forward to the question now.  The questioner stands looking puzzled and I didn't have to lie.  What I said is true, I'm not looking "forward"  because I passed fifty some time ago.